Then Saturday Comes… the half decent football blog

The World Cup is over, The Premiership is back.
August 22, 2010, 3:51 pm
Filed under: Mat Reville's Football Blog

The domestic season is back, cementing the ‘end’ of the dismal era of English football that was the 2010 World Cup.

With the passing of the torch football is thankfully, once again, more than a tool to aid James Corden to continue his unstoppable cultural dominance. Bad news for all who are delighted by the adverts – Corden is banished, The Premiership is back.

Is it a co-incidence that it comes back at the same time as The X Factor?  Is it Simon Cowell running the FA or did Sir Bert Milichip set up Syco Productions?  I truly hope the latter.

Anyway to celebrate the beginning of the new season a lot of teams have gone goal mental. In the first two weeks, a staggering four matches have ended 6-0.

To fans of Grandstand, that is four matches ending 6 (six) – 0.

On the opening day Chelsea beat West Brom 6-0. This weekend they matched the score in the away game at Wigan, and the six-up was matched by Arsenal against Blackpool and, most surprisingly, Newcastle against Aston Villa.

To celebrate, here are six words on each team for my prediction for the 2010-2011 season. L’enjoy;

1. Chelsea
Easily the best again, plus Essien

2. Arsenal
Looking tasty but not quite there

3. Manchester United
Expect another April collapse under pressure

4. Liverpool
Roy Hodgson will steady the ship

5. Manchester City
Too many mentals with weak manager

6. Everton
No Europe plus Arteta equals success

7. Tottenham
Will lose points because of Europe

8. Bolton Wanderers
Much better than most people realise

9. Newcastle United
Mike Ashley for Freedom of City?

10. Aston Villa
No manager, no direction, no improvement

11. Birmingham City
Solid defence and competent going forward

12. Sunderland
Could be higher but lacking strikers

13. Blackburn Rovers
Allardyce will brag about this finish

14. Fulham
Transitional period but in no dander

15. Stoke City
More of the same, Mr Pulis

16. Wolverhampton Wanderers
You probably won’t notice them, again

17. West Brom
Surprisingly there are three worse teams

18. West Ham United
Avram Grant will get thoroughly exposed

19. Wigan Athletic
About time these wasters went down

20. Blackpool
Chairman/manager already cracking up – doomed




Getting back to the start of the season, most of the teams have been ones you would expect to get spanked.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Blackpool, Wigan and West Brom made up the bottom three at the end of the season – although my prediction would be for West Ham to replace West Brom.

Again though, the only decent team thrashed was Aston Villa, against Premiership newboys Newcastle United.

Newcastle United aren’t really ‘new boys’ per se. They are more like naughty boys who were suspended from school for a term and have come back to re-establish themselves in the playground.

This allegory is particularly fitting due to the childish nature of the Magpies fans.

A quick glance at Newcastle United online fan forums shows the Mags why-ayeing about Champion’s League football. And so the cycle begins again.

It’s all very easy to say this won’t happen, but so I’d like you to copy and paste the above predictions to remind me of my mortality come the end of the season.

After my very un-Nostradamas- like World Cup ‘predictions’, I wouldn’t be surprised if the opposite of this happens.

Blackpool for the title, then.


Leave a Comment so far
Leave a comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: